She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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