I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Sorry about my life...
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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