I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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