Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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