Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
