She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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