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so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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