Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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