Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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