he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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