I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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