This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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