so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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