can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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