I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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