Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
