and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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