...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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