you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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