I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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