actually, I'm a sock model
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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