Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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