bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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