His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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