He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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