Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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