Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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