Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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