Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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