I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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