At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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