His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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