Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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