WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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