when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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