Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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