Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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