Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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