So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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