and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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