Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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