Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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