More tranny stories later!
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
