wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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