I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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