so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
