Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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