He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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