I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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