Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Dick very happy bro
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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