stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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