I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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