so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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