its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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