have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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